Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Women!

Those of u who haven't seen "scent of a woman" go see it............
here are some lines of wisdom spoken by Lt. Col. Frank Slade (Al Pacino)
Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fuckin' genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here.
Don't go by these lines..................its really a good movie, not a porn!...........

Lesbian linux.....grrrrr...........

I was searching net for some new flavour of linux and other free (as in free speech) OS............oh my there is something called lesbian linux ............i know almost every adam out there think lesbians are twice as sexy as straight girls, but for god's sake leave linux alone.........
Just compare :-
porn-get with apt-get
porn-cache with apt-cache
porn.conf with /etc/apt/sources.list
porn-setup
porn-setup-merrychristmas
just think how the install scripts will look like:-
porn-get install unzip (and) kiss
porn-get install finger
porn-get install wine (and) sex
well well well this site was intended as a parody....................he he he............
Jus think of large number of lesbians out there, Hoo-ah!.............try to guess the no of lesbians on one cummunity called shoe international...............a whooping 139,661.............maybe thats y so many guys are becoming gays...............don't u think its a waste of beauty....................
well who am i to comment.........all the lesbians out there u can join los and shoe international if u r not a member already..........enjoy.................have a blast..............

Jodha Akbar

Ashutosh Gowariker + Hrithik Roshan + Aishwarya Rai ""Bachchan"" + A R Rahman + a love story.................................and ya you got it right..................you get a superhit...............
Songs were good...............costumes, cast, direction all were great...........but the movie was very long and there were elements of boredom............it could have been better if some parts were to be replaced by some smaller happening scenes................all in all a fine movie..................3/5......................and ya Aish is still hot and fresh...........maybe aish and abhi dont sleep together.....................

P.S. I LOVE YOU

LOVE LETTER...........what a useless way of wasting time, paper, and "something" used to write with..............thats my viewpoint...................whatever.......................others dont think this way...........................ok lets come to the point.................
Everyone love love letters................but whatif u recieve them from ur DEAD partner............scary naa............go and watch P.S. I Love You and u will not feel the same anymore.............
HOW CAN ANYONE MANAGE ALL THIS????????
truly i dont know......................it was not shown properly in the movie (how he managed all this)...............but one thing for sure, if u love somebody that much and u know that u are going to die in a months time, you will figure it out.......................

Monday, February 18, 2008

11 problems with linux

Though i m a diehard fan of linux, there are lot of things which bother me...........how much do we pay for our freedom.................
Let me ask u a question---What do u want more?freedom or ease?
Lets discuss some problems with linux................m running debian.........maybe the case is different with ubuntu, fedora or suse...................
  1. When a kernel update, some packages refuse to work like virtualbox virtual machines.
  2. When root partition(or home partition) is full, some programs refuse to start and give warnings like kdeinit failed to start..................does not tell the user y is it happening and what is the cure.....
  3. Office packages are not mature enough like ms office.........they don't have professionals working for them (though they have the worlds best programmers) who can tell them their needs and how to fulfill them.
  4. Though the whole system is very stable.........some programs crashes too often like iceweasel (firefox).
  5. Pen drive compatibility issues.........especially the Chinese ones..........
  6. There are all sorts of programs available(u will probably find a hundred) but how to search for them and figure out which is the best one.
  7. Many a times u will not find needed functionality in one package............
  8. Beryl, compiz, kde4 etc. have good desktop effects but only to show that free software can do everything that a propriety software can do. U cannot use them in day to day life...........they don't work elegantly and smoothly like mac or are useless..........
  9. I have never figured it out y some settings change out of the blue (sometime u may like the change also)
  10. As new versions of os are released every 6 or 12 months.........they require current hardware..............they work very slow if running on 2-3 years old computer................well thats not the case with debian.
  11. Wine can surely run many window's programs, but it still can't run many other.
Back to the question i asked............What do u want more?freedom or ease?
MS know one thing very well..........most of the people on this earth are slaves.............they don't want freedom..........they want ease.............they don't care whether u r forcing anything on them or not...............they will lean what u want them to if it is not that difficult...........whatever...............y am i so concern.....................i love my freedom...................i love open source.............

Monday, February 11, 2008

ultimate purpose of life

It takes a lot of men-hours (and ofcourse women-hours) to create a place like earth with 6 billion suckers and if i go by an old saying that we are all sons of god then he is working hard for sure (Or maybe he is outsourcing) [;)].

Here are some questions:-
Q1- why do we exist?
Q2- why do earth exist?
Q3- why do universe exist?

Let us assume that there is no purpose of this universe. Hence as earth is a subset of universe it can atmost have a meaning pertaining to some other subset of universe but not outside it. Similarly for us there is no ""ultimate purpose of life"" if this assumption is right.
If the previous assumption is wrong then we can have a hell lot of possibilities. For some of them u can check this out.

Ok i accept that this discussion is not for everybody but just think for a minute or two.........WHAT IS THE ULTIMATE PORPOSE OF LIFE?
you can google for it and if your answer is different than others u are welcome to share it.....................

Thursday, February 07, 2008

Zeitgeist

"They must find it difficult, those who have taken authority as truth, rather than truth as authority."-Gerald Massey
Recently i saw a documentary named zeitgeist which forced me to think (something i dont do often). Ever since i joined iitd i know my penis size is decreasing (not literally). I think i am actually loosing boldness and the courage to challenge what i think is wrong.I dont know what is the reason but one thing for sure this change increases my life expectancy (hurrey i will live upto 100!).
This documentary consisting of three parts started with clips of war, massive destruction and ofcource injured or dead people.The first part dealt with religion and similarities between each other stating that there was no jesus (or mythican figures). All these religion stuff were created to control masses (those people were genious).Part second dealt with 9/11 conspiracy and it forced me to think - can america do this to its people and the third was about the economic structure and money supply of US.
Federal reserve bank is the only authority that can produce dollar. It lends money to banks and in a way to whole America. As it is the only money producing agency and it lends money, in a way whole country is falling in more and more debt. How can they repay this debt (money lended + interest)? For example suppose there are 2 people A and B. A can recieve money from B only. Today B lends $1m@10% interest p.a. to A. That means A is supposed to return $1.1m after one year but as only B can give money to A it is impossible for A to repay completely. Now thats the case with America.
According to me the documentary was wonderful and everyone should have a look at it.

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